These “Actual-Size” Trump Wieners Are The Tiny Hot Dog You Need To Try

The Wiener’s Circle has truly mastered the art of the pun. The Chicago hot dog shop is offered a “Trump Footlong” special this weekend to welcome Donald to the Windy City.

But the tribute to Trump is a lot smaller than the name lets on. The Donald dogs are 3-inch weiners, served Chicago-style, with a mini pickle and tiny bun to complete the order.


In case one dog leaves you hungry, the restaurant also offers a “Trump package” (two dogs), or a “Trump Super PAC” (four delicious dogs with fries and a drink).

While the restaurant claims the special franks were not intended to be any kind of political statement, the size speaks for itself. Now hungry protestors will finally have an easy-to-eat option to nosh on while they’re rallying at the University of Illinois.